"This midterm is 30% of your grade so try not to fuck it up." - professor
WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?
Why am I always chosen to be the leader? I don’t understand. I’m actually an idiot. And I don’t want to be the leader.
Actual photograph of Seattle
Caribbean Shrimp Tacos
Neolithic amber bear, dated between 1700 B.C. and 650 B.C.
thought this was a new kind of gummy bear for a second