Life In The Fast Lane

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes

if only he had gone to a place where guys were being dudes.  he’d be at the best place.

heckayeah:

american sex ed

Garth Brooks - Friends in Low Places
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itwasmyfavorite:

Friends in Low Places | Garth Brooks
From the album No Fences (1990)

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

The Count of Monte Cristo

The Count of Monte Cristo

tastefullyoffensive:

[@ianbohen]

adam8778:

The best deterrent for a potential marriage is for someone to say “you’re next” on the girlfriend’s facebook page where the boyfriend can see it.

I like the idea of having a day off, but I don’t like having the day off. At the end of the day, it is unfulfilling.

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]
do-not-touch-my-food:

Teriyaki Sandwiches