Homemade Irish Cream
You’re going to want to put this on everything.
Photo: Cory Baldwin
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Calamari with Chorizo and Artichokes
At Le Grain de Sel in Marseille, squid and artichokes are sautéed in the paprika-laced drippings of chorizo.
Photo: Landon Nordeman
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but she aint say not to do it lol
bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off
your ex already did
Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
He woke up ambiguously. “Hmm,” he seemed to say as he looked warily around him. Time for another day of swords or drugs or making business, whatever his job was.
He lit seventeen cigarettes, because who the fuck cared. “I’m a man,” he announced to the room. “I’m a goddamn man and sometimes I have to make the tough decisions that no one asked me to make and my jaw looks like a shovel and I have an important job, so fuck you,” just in case someone was listening.
He picked his daughter up from wherever she had been before he picked her up.
“You look different from before,” he said to her.
She nodded. “Oh, yeah. That’s from time.”
He thought about it for a minute. She might be interesting after all. Not like her mother. That bitch. He handed her a cigarette.
somebody should probably tell Philip Roth his stuff’s being plagiarized.(via spicychimney)