Life In The Fast Lane

All these fresh, fit, naive babes. I’m gonna stay in college forever.

theonion:

Fourth-Grade Teacher Polishing Up Speech On This Not Being Third Grade Anymore
reddlr-trees:

This is my dealer

reddlr-trees:

This is my dealer

What happens to a baby when you put it in one of those sling things on your body, and you trip/slip and fall?

Three Dog Night - Never Been To Spain
8 plays

They don’t abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can’t refuse it

tastefullyoffensive:

Handy venn diagram for your TV watching experience. [hoofhearted]

tastefullyoffensive:

Handy venn diagram for your TV watching experience. [hoofhearted]

dutchster:

when people start clapping at the end of a movie

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It would be nice to meet a really awesome girl this year.